Make a wish

granted but she divorces you after a year.

I wish I could marry Jasper.

granted, but you lose it.

I wish i had a lovely bunch of coconuts

granted but you get mauled by a group of Hawaiians who say they want their coconuts back.

I wish my phone wasn't possessed.

Granted, but now it can talk.

I wish I could go to Australia.

Granted but the people refuse to let you go back home so you are without friends and family.

I wish New Moon would come out sooner.

Granted, but you are killed by the Volturi for no reason.

I wish I were able to fly.

granted but you hit an airplane and it kills you.

I wish I never had anymore homework for the rest of my life!

Granted, but now you have to work at a crappy job.

I wish I had more time in my day to do whatever I wanted.

Granted but now you have nothing to do.

I wish that this clown smiley wasn't so creepy. *shudders*

granted but another one is made that is even creepier.

I wish I could run really fast.

Granted but you have the worst day ever.
*shudders at the thought of the clown smiley being made creepier*

I wish I could afford to see Coraline in 3D (I have already seen it in 2D it's a great movie).

granted but the characters in the movie come alive and eat you.

I wish my room was bigger.

Granted but your bed is too short for you and your room looks all distorted and hurts your eyes.

I wish I had another bookshelf.

granted but it snaps in half the day you get it.

I wish I had more posts on the lex.

Granted but then the Lex crashes (again because it seems it already was down for a bit before it was put back up) and you lose all your posts.

I wish I knew when the cast and crew of New Moon were coming to Portland, Oregon for filming. (I looked at the imdb site and it said they were coming back I really want to know when).

granted but you don't get to see them.

I wish I knew who was going to play Seth in the movies.

*has the role of Jane been cast yet?*

Granted but you hate the actor and he does a horrible job as Seth.

I wish I had a job.

*I am not sure. I don't think it's been mentioned but I would think that Jane would be cast. I wonder who.*

granted but you don't make much money.

i wish they would cast Aro already!

*ah, Dakota Fanning was cast*

Granted but the guy they originally cast (who's an awesome Aro by the way) trips and breaks his leg and arm so he can't play Aro and they have to find a new one.

I wish that the laundry was all done.

*I wonder how she'll do. Or rather if Dakota can pull off Jane.*

granted but then your washing machine dies and you have to get a new one.

*I hope she can be evil*

sarah! wrote:granted but then your washing machine dies and you have to get a new one.

*I hope she can be evil*

I wish that it would stop snowing.

*Yeah me too*